Southern Appalachian Yearly Meeting and Association (SAYMA)

of the Religious Society of Friends

PO Box 2191 Abingdon VA 24212-2191 276-628-5852 AdminAsst@sayma.org

 

Young Adult Friends presented the following "YAF 'Pistle" to the tune of "Simple Gifts."

 

Tis a gift to be at SAYMA,

Tis a gift to be YAF,

Tis a gift to worship-share

And sing and laugh.

And when we find a movie

And some snacks late at night,

We will bond with graduates And share our inner light.

Sadly, we never did play Wink;

But we had a good time with SAYFers, we think.

We talked about our colleges

And where we're going next,

And why our lives and futures

Are so...darn...complex.

 

Tis a gift to go to worship,

Tis a gift to sleep late;

How we manage both

Is a source of much debate.

We drag ourselves to meals

And we worship with adults,

Though zoning out at business meeting

Makes us feel like dolts.

When old and new friends have been fused

We'll bond over memories

And catch the latest news.

 Our numbers have risen

And our group is taking flight,

And we trust that in turning

We'll come round right.

 

Young Adult Friends made a dramatic presentation of their epistle, which was warmly received by the rest of the meeting. The final highlight was the introduction of the seven SA YF graduates who have joined their number.

Note on Y AF epistle: All underlined words have appropriately cheesy synergistic-type hand motions. Make up sufficient silliness accordingly.

 

Sign: Hold one hand up as if holding crystal ball over the head.

Long-range: Extend one arm out while keeping the other at rib-Ievel.

Vision: Like "long-range," only at head level.

God: Hold both hands fingers upward, at head level, wiggling fingers.

Groove: Wiggle fingers on one hip. ~: Make Y -signs like horns.

Laboring: Hand on forehead--"Alas" gesture.

Our theme for this Yearly Meeting was "Where is everybody?" We had a vision of people, many people. But there were only five of us. Hi Jess! Hi Jonah! Hi Priscilla! Hi Lauren! Hi John! In addition to our small numbers, we also found ourselves laboring with exhausting. Then we received a sign from God that to perk ourselves up, we should go to business meeting. Upon emerging from these meetings, we found new wholeness in our positions of service to the Yearly Meeting. Business meeting inspired us to hold more business meeting, of YAF-type business. And we received a of a Long-Range Vision from God! We were led to ask that age-old question: "Who the heck are we?" We knew we had to be something more than aging SAYFers who happen to kidnap people of a similar age. As we develop this identity, we wish to grow large enough to plan activities for Yearly Meeting in advance, while still continuing our involvement in the SA YMA community.

 

Then, we remembered that there were only five of us! So, we invented a short-term plan to be a vehicle to our Long-Range Vision from God! First, we obtained a "powerful" position on the Planning Committee which will enable us to advertise our Long-Range Vision from God better. To continue our evangelism, we will be writing an article for the Southern Appalachian Friend and hopefully creating some type of website to help facilitate our communication with Friends who were * cough * not here at this gathering. We again felt the press of exhaustion and off we went on a foot journey to groove with the cows. Seeing such intelligent beasts, we were inspired to deep philosophical conversations about education, meaning, and death. By Saturday night, we gathered a new group of converts--seven SA YF graduates. We celebrated our population growth and our Long-Range Vision from God with ice cream and donuts late into the night. In conclusion, we ask you to go tell it on the mountain and help spread our Long-Range Vision from God to all of those unknown and possibly derelict YAFs who can help us construct our Beloved Community .